Terms of Use
Effective date: October 20, 2026
Welcome to www.sardonicserenity.com (the "Website"). The Website is owned and operated by Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC ("we," "us," "our"). By accessing or using the Website, you agree to these Terms of Use and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please do not use the Website.
1. ELIGIBILITY
The Website is intended for adults. By using it, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old.
2. ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. NOT PROFESSIONAL ADVICE.
The Website and all related content, including the Dear Darling newsletter, Solicit My Opinion responses, Dramatic Decorum, Havoc from the Heights, polls, quizzes, and social media content, are satirical and provided for entertainment purposes only.
Nothing on the Website is legal, medical, psychological, financial, or any other professional advice. Opinions expressed are those of a fictional character. Any decisions you make based on the content are your own responsibility. If you need professional help, please consult a qualified professional.
3. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Sardonic Serenity, the Darlings, and all other characters, places, and events described on the Website are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is coincidental.
4. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content on the Website, including text, characters, names, illustrations, artwork, logos, designs, graphics, video, and the overall look of the Website, is owned by or licensed to Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
Sardonic Serenity, Serenity Sarcasm, the Darlings, and related names, characters, and logos are trademarks or intellectual property of Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC.
You may view and share Website content for personal, non-commercial use, such as sharing a link or a post with credit. You may not copy, reproduce, modify, distribute, sell, license, or create derivative works from any content, including merchandise, fan products for sale, or commercial use of the characters, without our prior written permission.
5. LETTERS AND SUBMISSIONS
If you submit a letter through Solicit My Opinion, email us, or otherwise send us content (a "Submission"):
- You confirm that the Submission is your own and does not violate anyone else's rights.
- If you give permission to publish, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, worldwide license to edit, adapt, publish, and distribute your Submission, in whole or in part, in any media, including the Dear Darling newsletter, books, and related Sardonic Serenity content. We will publish only under the name or moniker you provide and will change identifying details of others mentioned.
- You will not receive payment or credit beyond the name or moniker you provided.
- We are not obligated to read, respond to, or publish any Submission.
- Submissions are not confidential. Please do not include sensitive personal information.
- Any ideas, suggestions, or feedback you send us may be used by us without restriction or compensation.
6. ACCEPTABLE USE
You agree not to:
- Use the Website for any unlawful purpose.
- Submit content that is defamatory, harassing, hateful, obscene, or that invades anyone's privacy.
- Impersonate any person or misrepresent your identity.
- Interfere with or disrupt the Website, or attempt to gain unauthorized access to it.
- Use bots, scrapers, or automated tools to copy or collect Website content, including for the purpose of training artificial intelligence or machine learning models.
7. PURCHASES
When our shop becomes available, purchases will be subject to additional terms, including pricing, payment, shipping, and return policies, which will be posted at that time.
8. THIRD-PARTY LINKS AND SERVICES
The Website may link to third-party websites and social media platforms. We do not control and are not responsible for their content or practices. Your use of them is at your own risk and subject to their terms.
9. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
The Website and all content are provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee that the Website will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components.
10. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC and its owners, employees, and partners will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of, or inability to use, the Website or its content, or from any decision you make based on the content.
11. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC from any claims, damages, or expenses, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising from your use of the Website, your Submissions, or your violation of these Terms.
12. COPYRIGHT COMPLAINTS
If you believe content on the Website infringes your copyright, email serenity@sardonicserenity.com with: a description of the work, the location of the content on the Website, your contact information, and a statement that you have a good-faith belief the use is not authorized.
13. TERMINATION
We may suspend or restrict your access to the Website, or refuse or remove any Submission, at any time and for any reason.
14. CHANGES TO THESE TERMS
We may update these Terms from time to time. Updates will be posted on this page with a new effective date. Your continued use of the Website after changes are posted means you accept the updated Terms.
15. GOVERNING LAW
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, U.S.A. Any disputes will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California, and you consent to their jurisdiction.
16. CONTACT
Featuring Fabulous Media, LLC
Los Angeles, California
serenity@sardonicserenity.com